One of Lincoln's Detroit Secrets has slipped

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01/11/2018 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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I for one, and glad for the return of the ridiculous bed.

reposted for the day walkers


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:05

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DON’T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS!


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:17

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It’s a blinged out, slammed Raptor!


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:26

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I’d rock it, it’s crazy enough to come back to awesome


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:46

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Please!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:48

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The world is probably ready for this now. Hopefully they’re smart enough to offer 4wd this time.


Kinja'd!!! average user > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:52

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Nice shop, but seriously, it would not be worse than that Cadillac nonsense.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/10/2018 at 22:58

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This would sell


Kinja'd!!! HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 00:06

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I wonder what they’re gonna call it this time? probably not Blackwood or Mark LT again


Kinja'd!!! dannyzabolotny > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 02:06

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Honestly it probably would do well in today’s luxury truck-obsessed market. The Blackwood was way too ahead of its time, that’s why it didn’t do so well.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 07:16

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y would u play wit my emotions like dis?


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 09:41

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I like it.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 12:07

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That (presumably fake) chrome trim on the truck makes it look like an elderly driver accidentally backed it straight into the local Pep Boys tacky accessories aisle.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 12:14

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If Trump was an automobile...


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 12:17

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I’m assuming that rather than a gussied up F-150, this is a pickup-i-fied Navigator kinda like the Chevy Avalanche/Escalade EXT were pickup-i-fied Suburban/Escalade.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > dannyzabolotny
01/11/2018 at 12:20

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I think a large part of the reason it did not do well is that it was only marginally nicer, yet less functional than the Ford-equivalent King Ranch SuperCrew 2WD, while costing over $20,000 more (MSRP of $52,500 for the Lincoln vs. $31,620 for the Ford.)

Beyond that, saying it “didn’t do so well” is a pretty substantial understatement. Lincoln planned on selling 9,000/year for 2002 and 2003. They actually only sold a little over 3,000 total in 2002 (it was killed off before the 2003MY was released). For comparison, Cadillac managed to sell off over 13,000 Escalade EXT’s in 2002.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 12:23

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Gross.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/11/2018 at 12:59

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And you know, they’re gonna offer it with a MANUAL....

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THE OWNER’S MANUAL!!!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/11/2018 at 14:07

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That is one ugly-ass car.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > average user
01/11/2018 at 20:20

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The ext had a useable bed.